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I Was a Fool, says Disgraced Duck
Completely Quackers on his way to the hearing today
Disgraced Duck Completely Quackers admitted exclusively to this website that he had made a mistake in trying to enhance his performance for Saturday’s Duck Race in Carding Mill valley.
”I’m not going to duck this – I should never have done it” he said, “It was eggsactly the wrong thing to do. I’ve lost my friends, my reputation and my chance of an Olympic medal in 2012.”
He paid tribute to his former teacher, Mrs Spandryzck, who it is understood has been supporting him since the ban. ”She is the only one who has stood by me” he said, “She said what I did was wrong but I am still a good duck at heart and it is always possible to put these things behind me. She is a great eggsample to us all”
Pupils at St Lawrence’s Primary school have been following the story and opinion is divided over what should be done with the two disgraced ducks. Some feel a lifetime ban would be eggsessive.
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I think its a discrace that those duckies tried to cheat! They have upset the Duckville quacks by ducking (sucking) in H. This stream has been given a bad reputation! Crime! Prison! It’s a sad state of affairs taking a banned substance like HELIUM!Ban them!
It’s a sad day in Quackvill. Only horrible old people used to do this ,but it’s egglutely quackers that completly Quackers and wourld wide web feet had mouthfulls of hellium before the big day. He is in court today to see if he’s going onto the roasting plate of doom.
Quackirella took part last year and here’s here comment, “There’s a lot of obsticles and the faster you go the better chance of winning, I can understand why they did it but its an outrage!”
I am horrified at the disgrace of completely Quackers and World Wide Web Feet for putting a bad name on Bath Tub GP. What
Im trying to say is SEND HIM TO BE TOMORROWS ROAST DINNER!!!
Quarn will be disgraced
We think World Wide Wadlers and Totally Quackers should be ashamed of themselves !But all together they should be very disappointed .
the two furry ex freinds of ours have cheated and been very cheeky. It is painful what they have done!
They should be banned from doing the duck race ever again !
They should have an appointment at the nhs duck speicalist in the duck ward and be seperated from each other until further notice and put on a drug rehabilitation programme.
I am ashamed and so should every one else that Completely Quakers and World Wide Webbed Feet took H. Yes, they probably did it by accident but they shouldn’t be messing about with such a dangerous drug. I think they should go to a balloon blowing factory to get it out of their system.
I am shocked to hear about this dreadful disaster to duck racing but I do not think it was the ducks fault because he had a rough ducky hood and every one makes mistakes like this.He was at DJ quacks birthday party when the activity happened.He was playing “who can make the funniest noise” and spotted a balloon in the corner of the room.
He swam along the river severn to go home.He stopped of at ducky hut and thats were he got into this mess and got caught.He slept in the oven that night.
[...] Wide Web Feet and Completely Quackers have apparently shown great remorse since being suspended last year. They have given up all stimulants and have travelled the country [...]